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By Alice Pulley (Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 04:28:18 AM EST) (all tags)

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I'm pissing 30.
I've been to Burg Edin.
I got a new tattoo (being unable to afford a small reds sports car).

I'm 30. Balls. Its much worse than people pretend. My "friends" held a surprise party yesterday. C*nts.

Edinburgh is cool. Except for all the drunken English twats on stag weekends. Nice to see us maintaining our tradition of finding somewhere nice then ruining it.

New tattoo:

Please to be ignoring the sweaty English paleness of my back and hair. Its been hot here (moderately warm). I'm still young. Rock on etc.

I hate being old and am grumpy so thats it.

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Eyes in the back of your neck by nebbish (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 04:32:11 AM EST

Handy.

Did it hurt?

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It's political correctness gone mad!

To be honest... by Alice Pulley (4.00 / 3) #3 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 04:41:19 AM EST

...no. I am a bit girly in many ways, but this is my 4th tattoo (also had some piercings although none currently) and I really haven't found any that painful. Remember having my first tattoo done with a certain someone (lets call him Modeconkey_KU) about 9 years ago and he nearly cried. Ob manly insults.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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nearly cried by codemonkey uk (4.00 / 1) #26 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 12:08:28 PM EST

such lies

--- Thad ---
developer of ... ?
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: Nothing compared to by flowergrrl (4.00 / 1) #27 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 04:39:06 AM EST

the guy who passed out!
I laughed having just had my one done too (and I sat watching!)

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english paleness by Merekat (4.00 / 2) #2 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 04:33:39 AM EST

Provides contrast to the ink.
That goes over your spine. Was that bit any more painful than the rest/your others?

As above... by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 3) #4 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 04:44:16 AM EST

...without trying to sound macho, no. I have a fairly high pain threshold I think so didn't even find it that uncomfortable really. I nearly fainted looking down from the castle and having a vertigo attack so gayness maintained.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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just curious by Merekat (2.00 / 0) #5 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 04:46:37 AM EST

I'm considering a second, either there or bottom of back and I noted that on the first, the paler/less fleshy parts hurt more.

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: My opinion... by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 04:50:46 AM EST

...is pretty much that if you have had one and found it bearable, the next ones are OK. Apparently if you have more than one, you have loads though.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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30 ! by Phage (4.00 / 2) #6 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 04:49:59 AM EST

Heh...Ob Old fella extended whinge, possibly mentioning the war.

The Czar of Accounting. No Nit Too Small To Pick

*which* war? [nt/] by martingale (4.00 / 1) #11 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 06:07:31 AM EST

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There is a selection to choose from by Phage (4.00 / 1) #12 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 07:28:18 AM EST

I grant you.
But for the British there really only have been two that deserve capitalisation.
Ob "Bally Jerry came in over the briney," reference.

The Czar of Accounting. No Nit Too Small To Pick
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1812 by yicky yacky (4.00 / 3) #13 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 07:33:09 AM EST

had a particularly good soundtrack.

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Done.
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war by martingale (4.00 / 2) #14 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 07:39:59 AM EST

Huh. Yeah. What is it good for?
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Apart from by Phage (4.00 / 1) #16 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 08:18:53 AM EST

Protecting the world from the scourge of Nazism in the 20th C ?

The Czar of Accounting. No Nit Too Small To Pick
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: ITYM by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #17 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 08:21:14 AM EST

~~communism~~ ~~dictatorship~~ terrorism.

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: nazis? by martingale (2.00 / 0) #18 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 08:22:17 AM EST

Pah! Saddam is much worse.
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Only 30 by hulver (4.00 / 3) #8 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 04:53:39 AM EST

Having met you, I thought you were older :)
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smart, pretty, sane. pick two - georgeha

: Mr LeBorg... by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #30 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 10:05:23 AM EST

...please to be stopping hacking Hulvers account. I know hes far too nice a man to say such things.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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So what in particular by MrPlough (2.00 / 0) #9 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 05:29:26 AM EST

did you enjoy about Edinburgh? I always enjoy hearing the perspective of someone who doesn't live here.
No work.

What you doing in Edi by idiot boy (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 05:29:52 AM EST

I've just had to leave (have effectively lived there for over a year) and am gutted. Just before the bloody festival too.

Sucks, doesn't it. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #19 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 08:23:06 AM EST

I had to leave four years ago and I'm still whinging about it. Maybe because I'm still stuck in frigging Walsall, saga after saga later.

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Could by idiot boy (2.00 / 0) #21 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 08:44:53 AM EST

be worse. Could be Wallasy. Walsall does suck though as I remember.

Still. I'm getting to spend three days a week in Vienna so I shouldn't complain too much. GF is up there in Edi though so....

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There's a few places you can go. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #22 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 08:53:05 AM EST

Birmingham, mainly, which is quite nice.

I think I may actually end up there, despite the fact I grew up there. That or London.

Vienna sounds nice. Looks as if you've missed codemonkey, though.

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: There's talk by idiot boy (2.00 / 0) #24 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 09:46:07 AM EST

of a year in Hong Kong for which my fingers are very much crossed.

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Was just up there for the weekend... by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #28 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 04:43:46 AM EST

...really liked it actually, will def go back.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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Old? OLD!?! Come back with this infantile whinge by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #15 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 07:58:07 AM EST

in fifteen years ya' little crybaby. You haven't even started living yet!
~
There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou

Over the hill, nearly dead, past it, by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #20 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 08:25:14 AM EST

talking of which, have you bought your flat yet?

Then you can start going to B&Q every weekend (or get the 10% discount for old people on Thursdays) and talking about the price of your mortgage.

Anyway, I hope you're
a) Feeling old
Not going to remember this in 13 months time.

Happy Birthday by codemonkey uk (4.00 / 1) #23 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 09:26:14 AM EST

Young man.

--- Thad ---
developer of ... ?

But Alice by DullTrev (4.00 / 2) #25 Mon Jul 03, 2006 at 10:04:10 AM EST

As long as you have hope in your heart, you'll never grow old! Which is why I am, metaphorically, so much older than you.

Of course, in another, different, and much more accurate way, you're so much older than me. Old. OLD. OLD.

P.S. Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed.

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DFJ?

: Aaaahhhh! by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #29 Tue Jul 04, 2006 at 04:54:14 AM EST

So sweet!

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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