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By komet (Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 08:58:19 AM EST) (all tags)

ok I only have 4 minutes to write this diary before the timer goes..

People really have to stop applauding after plane landings. It might have been appropriate in the 1930s but nowadays it's just someone doing their job. I'm not sure, perhaps the Boeing 737 even has auto-land.

Weather nice, as expected.

Sitting around doing nothing is rather taxing to myself, so reading Der Zauberberg (the magic mountain) by Thomas Mann. Excellent language, though I doubt it translates well into English.

Attention UKia: YUO FAIL TI. Your women are by far the fattest (of course there are no USians here to offer competition). Correspondingly I am only talking German to everyone. There is a German hottie who seems to know half the hotel.

Ok must rush, bye now

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IIRC by cam (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 09:11:10 AM EST

There was some English bloke that had a major hard-on for big woman. Like super-big women. So he went Majorca for a holiday, but being a thin-reed of man 980pound socking wet) was concerned about hsi ability to pull the Spanish and Portugese hot-fatties. So he put on something like fifteen jumpers to pad his figure out.

After a night of dancing with the teh hot-fatties he was overcome by heat exhaustion and died.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic

: damn you fat fingers by cam (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 09:12:45 AM EST

80 pounds soaking wet
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Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic
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Yeah by jump the ladder (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 09:14:53 AM EST

But thanks to all the eastern european girls, London's fuill of hotties at the moment :)

You silly furriners by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #4 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 09:18:26 AM EST

I don't ever recall clapping upon landing in a plane, though I haven't flown since last September. It must be a Yerpian thing.

I've done it once by TurboThy (2.00 / 0) #5 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 09:29:59 AM EST

... returning from St. Petersburg on an Аерофлот flight.
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You can't fix anything, you can't change anything, so just tell them that everything is A. The Fuck OK. —Rogerborg
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You were applauding by blixco (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 09:52:19 AM EST

the wings not falling off. That's expected, and perfectly OK.
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: To Be Fair To Russkis by jump the ladder (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 10:02:22 AM EST

The airframes on their aircraft are pretty solidly engineered. However the avionics and engines aren't quite as robust...

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eh? by MillMan (2.00 / 0) #8 Tue Apr 18, 2006 at 10:41:04 AM EST

When I was in London, there were Americans everywhere. Otherwise, IAWTD.

Everybody still hates me in this city and I hate everybody.

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