Rode into whiplike thorny branch, tore facial skin quite badly, veered into road, narrowly avoided car, toiletary malfunction.

Incident 2)

Repeated occurences of drivers not being prepared to wait a couple of seconds for a bit of a gap and accelerating past me apr 1 mm away. Toiletary malfunctioning again.

Incident 3)

1 ft tall (thats apr 2 hands for USians) brick wall, covered by long grass. Hit at terminal velocity. Outcomes including undesired neutering, additional facial damage, hand damage, new bike damage. Toiletary malfunctioning by now a habit.

WHY DID NO-ONE WARN ME?