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Its a diary.

By Alice Pulley (Mon Apr 03, 2006 at 08:00:30 AM EST) Diary, dull (all tags)

Featuring:

Fact based diary.

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ASK HUSI.

By Alice Pulley (Thu Mar 16, 2006 at 08:58:25 AM EST) Nerdism, Weekend at Bernies (all tags)

Important electrical goods questions.

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No matter where you are...

By Alice Pulley (Mon Mar 13, 2006 at 06:01:53 AM EST) (all tags)

...I can still hear you when you drown.

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Hee hee hee - I make myself laugh!

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Well, shit.

By Alice Pulley (Mon Feb 27, 2006 at 09:39:17 AM EST) (all tags)

I just typed out a very long diary. And then lost it somehow.

How annoying.

Stuff.

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I don't see you, I won't call you,

By Alice Pulley (Fri Feb 17, 2006 at 08:21:49 AM EST) (all tags)

I don't know enough to stall you,
is it me or is it all you,
its on and on.

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Friday, Friday, Friday. How I long for you and yet it's a fickle mistress you are.

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You to me are everything...

By Alice Pulley (Mon Feb 06, 2006 at 05:21:30 AM EST) (all tags)

...the sweetest song that I can sing,
Oh baby,
Oh baby.

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My weekend.
DVD Reviews - Jarhead, Lord of War.
Inevitable woman stuff.

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Stuff, stuff, stuff.

By Alice Pulley (Fri Feb 03, 2006 at 05:59:25 AM EST) (all tags)

Work - why French people are gits.

House - why mortgages are a pain in the arse.

Social Life - more amusing 'idiotage'.

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Write in poll:

The thing I like most about the French is what?

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En Francais

By Alice Pulley (Fri Jan 27, 2006 at 06:42:25 AM EST) (all tags)

Mais oui?

I am in Paris for work. A brief description contained herein.

Poll: France?

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It can't just be me...

By Alice Pulley (Mon Jan 23, 2006 at 05:11:29 AM EST) (all tags)

...therefore its everyone else who complicates the world.

More annoying stuff.

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A trip to the Zoo...

By Alice Pulley (Wed Jan 18, 2006 at 07:47:30 AM EST) (all tags)

...with my 4 year old niece.

When asked by my Sister what her favourite bit was, niece responded (giggling massively):

'When the one animal licked the other ones bottom'.

Bloody gay Bison.

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-	When they let me out of the cage I can sometimes smell pine needles on the air. I associate that smell to my eternity in captivity now. Christmas makes me cry.	23%
-	Make sure to pour the justice liberally onto the blubbery skin of the walrus. Only then will our Tusky court be truly in session.	10%
-	MEBBE WE CULD HAF SEX IN HOT TUB AND THEN GO AN POKE HOMELESS WIF STICKS?!	15%
-	You see, Dr. Hamstring, if you split the circle again you'll get what I like to call the Frenulum Constant. Its effects are not unlike huffing a huge can of paint.	10%
-	Seersuckers are neither Seers nor Suckers, discuss.	13%
-	Let's not split hairs, can we just have the jumbo sized back if we give you all of our plasma putty? We promise it's fresh.	7%
-	Sometimes the puppet touches me........	18%

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